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- November 1, 1993
- Top Ten Ways To Make The Pillsbury Bake-Off More Exciting
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- 10. Oven mitts full of angry hornets
- 9. To increase likelihood of thrilling bake-off avalanche, hold bake-off at
- bottom of snow-covered mountain
- 8. Claudia Schiffer marches around in nothing but a couple dabs of frosting
- 7. Allow steroids
- 6. See how long it takes to hail a cab at rush hour
- 5. President Clinton can attack at any time and try to eat your entry
- before the judges see it
- 4. First prize: $10,000. Second prize: Death!
- 3. All recipes must contain both "nitro" and "glycerin"
- 2. Have that little doughboy "do it" with Mrs. Butterworth
- 1. Guess what? That ain't meringue!
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